Is it socially acceptable to poison someone if they stick their fingers in your bum?
Friday, 19 June 2009
Juice gets smashed up
It was Juice's birthday last week and we got him smashed up. He was drinking a lot of booze and being a loud but happy drunk. It was awesome. He even found a hot blonde to take him home.
Monday, 8 June 2009
Health bars
next recipe is for those oat "health" bars.
both me and my misses go through them very fast (i snack on it to stop
me from losing weight and my missus is pregnant so thats plenty of
calaories for the baby)so i got her to make some up.
heres the procedure for the oat bars.
1cup flour
1cup sugar
1cup coconut
1cup oats
1T golden syrup
2T hot water
4oz butter
1teaspoon bicarb
add all ingredients in a dish. mix syrup and water in a cup. then add
butter to the dry ingredients.
mix with hand.
do not press hard mix lightly. then add syrup and water mixture.
put in small tray ... 1 large tray.
bake at 400 till golden brown. cut in squares
both me and my misses go through them very fast (i snack on it to stop
me from losing weight and my missus is pregnant so thats plenty of
calaories for the baby)so i got her to make some up.
heres the procedure for the oat bars.
1cup flour
1cup sugar
1cup coconut
1cup oats
1T golden syrup
2T hot water
4oz butter
1teaspoon bicarb
add all ingredients in a dish. mix syrup and water in a cup. then add
butter to the dry ingredients.
mix with hand.
do not press hard mix lightly. then add syrup and water mixture.
put in small tray ... 1 large tray.
bake at 400 till golden brown. cut in squares
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Sunday, 17 May 2009
KFC! Fat Male Canadian Whores!
I had dream about KFC last night.
I was in New York.
A KFC plane flew over.
Then a big inflatable cube with KFC written on it appeared. Its sides were as long as the width of the Empire State building.
For some reason no one likes the big KFC staw. And the whole city turned ointo Zombies overnight, trying to destroy it.
Strangely, the city were not enamoured with their new store. At night they became vampires and tried to destroy everything.
What does the dream mean?
On another note, I'm still playing WoW.
A colleague, a fat Frenchman, plays an Elven princess/whore. I was running around, when I caught him rubbing a big male barbarian's nipples. How wrong is that? The game is seriously fucking wierd.
I was in New York.
A KFC plane flew over.
Then a big inflatable cube with KFC written on it appeared. Its sides were as long as the width of the Empire State building.
For some reason no one likes the big KFC staw. And the whole city turned ointo Zombies overnight, trying to destroy it.
Strangely, the city were not enamoured with their new store. At night they became vampires and tried to destroy everything.
What does the dream mean?
On another note, I'm still playing WoW.
A colleague, a fat Frenchman, plays an Elven princess/whore. I was running around, when I caught him rubbing a big male barbarian's nipples. How wrong is that? The game is seriously fucking wierd.
Tuesday, 12 May 2009
Let's Fuck Everyone Else Up
I fell asleep at a course on punting the markets. It was dull. And was full of cranky old looking people with posh accents.
Another episode of Property Watch is on. It's a bit annoying.
A viewer commentated that they'd done well out of the market, as they'd sold at the high, and bought a cheaper property for half the price. Don't they realise that they've totally fucked the person who bought it off them?
Another person complained that they were losing out as they'd locked in their fixed rate mortgage at 6.49%. Don't they realise that they were taking a punt? If rates had gone up then they'd be laughing.
I'm watching the Tinku fights on BBC Two now. NOt that impressive. I'd have thought they'd look better trained rather than flailing school kids. Time for youtube.
Another episode of Property Watch is on. It's a bit annoying.
A viewer commentated that they'd done well out of the market, as they'd sold at the high, and bought a cheaper property for half the price. Don't they realise that they've totally fucked the person who bought it off them?
Another person complained that they were losing out as they'd locked in their fixed rate mortgage at 6.49%. Don't they realise that they were taking a punt? If rates had gone up then they'd be laughing.
I'm watching the Tinku fights on BBC Two now. NOt that impressive. I'd have thought they'd look better trained rather than flailing school kids. Time for youtube.
Monday, 11 May 2009
No one can win
There was a show on BBC Two about the property market. Potential First Time Buyers were bitching about how the banks were now demanding 25% deposits. But a couple of years ago they were bitching about rising prices. Whatever happens, someone is going to bitch.
I am now watching the final episode of Heroes...
I am now watching the final episode of Heroes...
Sunday, 10 May 2009
THe purpose of bum crack hair
I got sent an email about bum crack hair.
It is very useful.
If you wax it, then your bum hairs cannot allow your bum cheeks to glide past each other without friction.
Lesson of the day: Do not wax your crack.
It is very useful.
If you wax it, then your bum hairs cannot allow your bum cheeks to glide past each other without friction.
Lesson of the day: Do not wax your crack.
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